Why hello everyone!
We´re in September now! That´s just crazy! Now it´s going to start getting super duper hot here. Dang it. Last night I was melting to death, so it´s a good preview of good nights to come for sure. In exciting news, we´re going to have a baptism this Saturday of a girl named Melisa. Yay baptisms! That´ll be pretty fun. We get to go to a different city called Piribebuy because we don´t have a font or anything like that in Eusebio. It´ll be good though, and I´m stoked.
The conference with Elder Arnold in Santaní was awesome. He´s not super good at Spanish, but most of the time he just spoke English because he was dropping spiritual bombs. Only English would do in an occasion like that! I feel bad for all the Latins that don´t understand English because they missed like half of the conference. But, that´s okay. Maybe it´ll motivate them to learn. It was sweet though.
Also this week, I had my closest "almost accident" here in Paraguay. We were shopping for all of our groceries and stuff for the week when my digestive system decided to act up. A lot. I told my comp that we had to go. Now. And of course, nobody ever believes me that it´s super duper duper duper urgent, so he took his sweet time. When he paid, I took off running, and he was sorta keeping up shouting directions to the house, because I still don´t know my way around the town very well. I realized I wasn´t going to make it to the house, so I ran through the closest open door which happened to be a dance school or something and I found a bathroom behind the first door I tried :D Yay! So I made it through the crisis. Just barely. And nobody from the school knows that I used their bathroom. Yeah! That was the most exciting thing that happened this week I think. It was pretty cool. I hope it doesn´t happen again.
Other than that, like I said it´s starting to get hot again. I´m going to have to buy another sombrero here in Eusebio. I look like such a stud in a straw hat. It´s better than burning to death though, so that´s okay.
I love you all, and I hope you have a great week. The church is true!
Love,
Elder Morris
